Solution: Impossible Meta Meta

Answer: CAR

Author: Fred Haring

Dev: Violet Xiao

Fred: heyFred: so word of warning, this puzzle might be a hard to understandFred: but ok here goesFred: so like, you take the usernames of the CFO, the CTO, and the COO, rightFred: so that's like balancechecker and lifehax and jetlordFred: then you take the 6th letter of eachFred: and that's carFred: insane right? it was really important to me that we use the meta answers in a meaningful way

Author’s Notes

I worked really hard on this.